I’m probably gonna get crucified for this.I’m using the phrase “Douchedar Rating” now for all eternity.
i’m not gonna lie. i like how he dresses. i don’t think he looks like a douche. and honestly someone else probably dresses him.
and i wear baseball caps cocked a little to the side like that sometimes just because i like it that way and i look like MORE of a douche with it straight forward, usually.
ok i don’t love everything he wears but whatever. at least he doesn’t just wear the same stuff all the time. he likes colors. ha.
I just wish friends would stop me when I’m about to eat a whole pizza. Oh Michael Phelps, one day I will punch you in...
AW PAINFULLY AWKWARD. ha i love these commercials. ha “its just a bronze”. ha im getting way too into this argument. ha...
i love this response. a. i agree b. i love the phrase “b/c so many bitches wanna fuck”
haha i admit this is funny even though j’adore mphelps. but in his defense, new fame seems somewhat enthralling… and...
i’m not gonna lie. i like how he dresses. i don’t think he looks like a douche. and honestly someone else probably...
From my sources at U of M… yeah. He’s a huge douche.
If liking the Pistons (see exhibit F in the link) makes you...d-bag, than sir, I’ll prodly...
Also, Michael Phelps is not a rapist.
man…i’m sorry, but when STYLE is your only example of someone being a douche your being a douche yourself. has he DONE...
I got a few things to say here… One I do not mind him being a good swimmer, that’s good really but there is one thing...
I cannot comment on whether or not he is a douche. I will say, that while I admire what he has accomplished, he is a...
You know, i think we’ve started to throw that word around so much that it’s starting to loose it’s meaning. This guy is...
Consensus seems to be yes…When in doubt ask Tumblr. It always has the answers.
I’m gonna go with a ‘definitely’ on this one. Further evidence, which I can’t find right now, indicates that Phelps has...
WAIT WAIT. Wait. I can actually sort of comment on this. I worked on Sportscenter commercials with him last fall. And by...
Someone had to say it.
I really don’t want to be a hater and all, he is after all a super human mutant swimmer but the photos speak for...
If he is, I’d need to see the proof of purchase from the box he and his bag came in. Can generally be found on the...
“I always thought, it would be neat to make the Olympic team.” -Michael Phelps. db rating: 5.7
using the phrase “Douchedar Rating” now